Why bother with a different cloth for every job when one will do? The 8-in-1 Ball Washer is the daft essential for any bloke who reckons his shower gel works on both his face and his car. Printed with “Face, Car, Arse, Balls, Beer Glass, Glasses, Boot & Everything Else,” it’s a funny gift for men who love a shortcut. Ideal for rude Secret Santa gifts, funny husband presents, or anyone still proud of their 3-in-1 routine. Soft, reusable, and brilliantly wrong.

• One novelty cloth printed for eight outrageous uses

• Perfect for men who love shortcuts (and a laugh)

• Reusable and soft, but absolutely not to be taken seriously

• A rude and funny gift for boyfriends, husbands or mates

• Wins Secret Santa every time with zero effort