When you wake up does it feel like you never even went to sleep?

Do you spend your days in haze, not sure how you got from A to B?

There are reasons (cough… excuses) why – it’s not your fault aliens have been abducting you in the night…


A hilarious book filled with reasons (read – excuses) why you always wake up tired!

From being abducted by aliens to hoovering in your sleep, you’ll never be confused why you’re yawning again!

SUBPAR SLEEP – A hilarious joke book with excuses for why you’re always tired, the perfect novelty gift for a chronic yawner!

HILARIOUS EXCUSES – Is your cat a secret agent that hunts for enemies of the state (your toes) at night? Or did you have a heart-to-heart with the monster under the bed, and realised he’s just misunderstood?

SECRET SANTA GIFT - The perfect funny Secret Santa gift for that co-worker in the office who is always tired – no matter how much sleep they get!

96 PAGES OF EXCUSES – In this hardback humour book, there’s 96 excuses for why you’re always tired – that covers you for three months!