Swearing at work isn’t exactly encouraged, but let’s be honest, it’s needed. How To Swear at Work is the funny gift for colleagues that turns rude words into desk-safe alternatives, just vague enough to slip past HR. With 96 pages of clean-ish phrases like “dicktionary” and “for fork’s sake,” it’s perfect for corporate meltdowns and passive-aggressive emails. A great secret Santa gift that’s small, sweary, and guaranteed to do the rounds once the giggles start.

• 96 office-safe alternatives to your favourite swear words

• Great for venting without triggering HR

• Perfect Secret Santa gift for colleagues and managers

• Compact and hilarious, ideal for stressful desks

• Turns passive rage into creative expression