Some feelings are too vast to name, so press the button. This wearable sound button plays gloriously dramatic laments for readers, period drama fans and anyone who believes ordinary sighing lacks commitment. Worn on a lanyard, it is ready for book clubs, moody windows and emotionally charged tea breaks.

• Press for gloriously dramatic literary laments

• Plays multiple phrases of anguish and devotion

• Comes on a lanyard for wearable woe

• Bookish gift for readers and period drama fans